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Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Is TikTok a creation of the porn industry? To make porn more normalized and accepted? So the porn industry doesn’t lose customers?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Saving Gateway, SLS and Orion? Sen. Ted Cruz proposes $10 billion more for NASA's moon and Mars efforts - Space

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Wells Fargo Stock Rises as Fed Lifts Asset Cap After 7 Years - Barron's

So they tried

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

You won’t believe how much each Nvidia employee is worth as the company rides the AI gold rush - The Economic Times

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Knicks’ coaching change could bring them everything they’re chasing - New York Post

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

SpaceX launches Sirius XM radio satellite to orbit, lands rocket on ship at sea (photos) - Space

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Matching dinosaur footprints found on opposite sides of the Atlantic Ocean, answering a very old question - Earth.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are many women so drawn or attracted to men that have been or are currently in prison and men that are involved in street life/illegal activities?

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Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Used vehicle prices ease from tariff fear-buying highs but remain elevated - CNBC

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Neuroscience breakthroughs: Surprising truths about memory revealed in 7 recent studies - PsyPost

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